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They look like a giant eye of a space creature that is flying down at a million miles an hour, and when he gets here it'll burn us all with its firey breath and then the earth will explode and we will all die.
"Hewwo I'm a sock pwoppet.......MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
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When you are fucking an anal virgin in the ass and you push your penis all the way in and then rip it out fast, and it rips out the person's anal lining and it looks like a bloody sock.
I was banging this chick in the dumper and I gave her a bloody sock just for being so damn stupid. Then I grabbed her by the bloody sock and swung her around the room.
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Something you don't where with black shoes.
You know Jim has no class even though he was dressed up because he still had white socks on.
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A catnip toy made by taking an unwanted sock and stuffing it with polyfil and catnip. Thousands of Happy Socks are made every year and donated to homeless cats at animal shelters in the U.S. and internationally.
A catnip toy made by taking an unwanted sock and stuffing it with polyfil and catnip. Thousands of Happy Socks are made every year and donated to homeless cats at animal shelters in the U.S. and internationally.
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In jail, you get many varieties of prolapsed rectums, and the black sock occurs when one penetrates or sodomizes a north american land ape, a.k.a. an african american.
"damn dawg, that bitch be so fine lookin, he be asking fo da black sock tonite"
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when you grab a girl by her vagina and her butthole and pull up
hey man that was weird shit , you had a nice time getting Sandra with a dirty sock
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A person whose purpose in life is nothing more than to wipe up or catch cum. Basically, a worthless person.
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