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for a man to to be sexually promiscuous (for the equivalent used of a women look up see more pricks than a dart board)
He may see more ass than a toilet seat but he never had a drink.
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THE signature tag line for the early 2020's COVID-19 crisis referencing a similar, but definitely more exiting motto from the 1980's.
WTF!? Who ever said that the corona virus made people shit extra; and there's absolutely no way ANYONE can go through that many shitter-rolls in a 2 week quarantine. I guess, He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!
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The world's most perfect oxymoron
Ann was scrubbing all day and didn't want anyone to use the crapper, to which Jim said ``You clean the toilet so you can shit in it.''
Well it was fukin' one of ya's
"Who didn't flush da godd damn toilet.
It wasn't me.
Well it was fukin' one of ya's!"
"Who didn't flush da godd damn toilet.
It wasn't me.
Well it was fukin' one of ya's!"
The ultimate comeback for when others "no u" or "ur mom" you. It has immunity to being no u'd or your mom'd, as well as other comebacks. Cannot be used with or against the comeback "toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug".
Person 1: You're stupid
Person 2: No you
Person 1: Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head
1) Mainly referring to when you shoot a basketball and the ball bounces around the rim numerous times before going in.
2) When riding a BMX bike in a bowl at a skate/bike park and you have a very good run.
3) Referring to when you eat a bowl of any chocolaty cereal at an incredibly fast rate.
4) When you literary shit on a toilet bowl at a females house.
May also be used as "you just shit all over tat toilet bowl bitch(s)"
or
I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitch
4) Jesse: "Yo Antwan did you hear what Wyatt did?"
Antwan: "No. Why what did he do?"
Wyatt: "Man I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitches."
*Rachel love comes home to find a steamy shit on her toilet bowl.*
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1. A person who "looks" wealthy, acts wealthy and most people think he is wealthy but in reality it's all pretend.
2. A person who "looks good" no matter what they do. They come out on the winning end all the time.
He's so smooth and such a player he could get flushed down a toilet and come out in a new suit!