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Nickname given to the Westland Lysander, a single engine utility aircraft used for the delivery of supplies to allied bases and the inserstion of spies into Axis territory dring World War Two.
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When a woman see ur bulge appear caus its so big the zipper between the pants fails to zip itself.
Stephen was doing a project with Sally. She told him to come closer, until both thighs touched each other. Stephen's underwear couldnt hold the large cock he had so he opened his fly and jerked out a bit. His cock came flying out and Sally could see a huge blue bulge between the black pants. She trolled him by sitting on Stephen. She felt the head of the penis and let out a moan.She felt his cock twitch sideways and whispered to him seductively, "I want you on me later." At the end of class, one of his classmates saw something and told him that his fly is open. He blushed. He ran to the unisex toilets and banged open the door. There, on the cold tiles, Sally, wearing a thong was jerking out. "Daddy, you take so long" she said. She went over to me and pulled my pants while I unclipped her bra. They were jigging up and down. I gave them both a peck and she returned the favour by ripping my boxers full of pre-cum since class and licking all of it. She took off my shirt and rubbed it against her pussy, making me as hard as I could get. But now we needed lube caus my dick was dry but she mixed her saliva with her love juice and made my 6' ready for insertion. We made out for a few minutes while I inserted a few fingers in her soggy pussy until it was time I made her orgasm. My dick and I were excited. I began, faster and faster until her moans were so loud it became screams for a second and then all her love juices came onto my face as I pulled out and licked it all.
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A group of people on a PIRATE ship, who clean up after the pirates after shitting and having sex with countless better looking PIRATE females!
"Hey can u lick the rest of the shit off my asshole, i must have missed it wiping?" NO!!.. what do I look like a flying dutchmen to you?
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same as donkey punch
right after having anal sexual intercourse, punch your girlfriend in the kidney, liver, whatever....
you know the rest....
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The act of a man bending at the knees, putting his fists on the floor, and performing cunnilingus on a standing female partner. While performing this act, the man has free reign to create a more dramatic experience by making angry monkey sounds, wearing wings, and occasionally scratching his head.
This past weekend I finally found a hoe willing enough to let me do the Flying Monkey!
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A straight (not strait) man that hangs with a gay man with an unparralled sense of style....
YO! Fruit Fly! Those jeans are tight! They musta been from your fag friend.....
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