Toot the turd is a popular Australian car game played by tooting the car horn and waving when you spot a self conscious dog owner picking up a steaming dog turd. This unwanted attention will heighten the poo bagers embarrassment and may even result in them offering you an expressive hand gesture in response.
Max loved playing toot the turd, however the game didn’t seem quite so amusing once she had her own dog.
The feeling you get then you realize that you need to poop.
That taco I ate just hit my Turd Nerve
A Turd knob is someone who is annoying and is always talking shit out his ass, also kinda of a dick.
A person who dictates posts topically to make sure they suit his personal agenda of taking over the world and slaying all the dirty hoochies
Chad sure is being a Twat Turd today.
Justin likes to act like a Twat Turd on Facebook posts for no reason.
When you poop in a swimsuit (usually a bikini) and it sticks out and looks like a boner on your butt
someone who smells of poo. Not nice to be around and very annoying and always trying to be involved in conversations.
Ernest Odeh is such a turd bog!!!
A guy/girl who trash talks and just acts like a total moron.