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toot the turd

Toot the turd is a popular Australian car game played by tooting the car horn and waving when you spot a self conscious dog owner picking up a steaming dog turd. This unwanted attention will heighten the poo bagers embarrassment and may even result in them offering you an expressive hand gesture in response.

Max loved playing toot the turd, however the game didn’t seem quite so amusing once she had her own dog.

by Smooax September 5, 2020


Turd Nerve

The feeling you get then you realize that you need to poop.

That taco I ate just hit my Turd Nerve

by 3evo May 24, 2017


turd knob

A Turd knob is someone who is annoying and is always talking shit out his ass, also kinda of a dick.

Storm is a hardcore turd knob

by Sir Wayne December 7, 2014


Twat Turd

A person who dictates posts topically to make sure they suit his personal agenda of taking over the world and slaying all the dirty hoochies

Chad sure is being a Twat Turd today.
Justin likes to act like a Twat Turd on Facebook posts for no reason.

by Ambizness June 4, 2018


turd boner

When you poop in a swimsuit (usually a bikini) and it sticks out and looks like a boner on your butt

Oh no I got a turd boner

by No no god please no nooooooooo February 23, 2018


turd bog

someone who smells of poo. Not nice to be around and very annoying and always trying to be involved in conversations.

Ernest Odeh is such a turd bog!!!

by NightFlyer66 October 1, 2017


Turd-Head

A guy/girl who trash talks and just acts like a total moron.

Shut the fuck up turd-head!

by Crazyvideos.tv April 16, 2017