To cut your ear off as a display of love for someone.
Girl : "I love you"
Guy: "whoooah baby! I'm not ready for that kind of commitment, but I'll Van Gough for you because you're neat"
Jade Van Tonder is a simp especially for Catra She-Ra
Person1:who’s Jade Van Tonder?
Person2:she’s that simp for Catra.
Beyond going ham. The epitome of an ass beating.
I got 108 kills and only died 4 times. I went Claude van ham on those bitches!
to trick someone into going somewhere under false pretences.
person A: "wanna go play dnd"
person B: "sure!"
person A just wants to make out with person B
person B has been candy vanned.
The uttermost and ultimate form and display of being sigma male. Widely known for assserting dominance in relationships before they know each other, because van genderen pinned your mother.
Woman 1: look at that shlong, that's gotta be a van genderen
Woman 2: he fugged me this hard, i have proof of vaccination
A really mean teacher wh gives iss and detentions for breathing wrong and she cant take a joke she stil owes ethean jaimen and peyton candy but she no do.
hey van van whats our lesson today
hey van van wheres my candy
ethan van eyk is a lovely chap who likes to steal from the computer studies department in secondary schools. he likes to keep people locked up in his basement for who knows what. overall he's a nice guy with creepy intentions.
me: hey dude.. is that ethan van eyk??
person: oh yeah i heard about the 35 slaves he has.