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Person 1: why is Kenzie acting like that?
Person 2: because she’s a big smelly Virgin
Noun. A person who claims to have done everything sexual, but has not had actual sex.
The classification rank of D (like the grading scale) is as close as one can get to failing as a virgin, or to losing their virginity.
Tom: She claimed to be a class-D virgin. She said she's done everything but it...
Jerry: Well, hopefully you can persuade her on to fail with your skills.
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Something you say when you successfully protected your virginity from those impure souls.
"Screw You Bitch!!!!! Virginity Shield Activate!!!!!!"
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A dark souls virgin is someone’s who is yet to complete a dark souls game.
People who have not yet done this near impossible challenge has the right to be bullied and picked on until done so.
Also a dark souls virgin has no right to criticise any other game for being hard or to easy until completing a adark souls game
Oh my god, Tom is such a dark souls virgin
Coca Cola
Virgin Cuba Libre is rum and cola without the rum!
"I would like a virgin cuba libre, please!"
"Isn't that just a coke?"
"Yes! And please make it diet."
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Someone who has not had sex since the beginning of his/her college career. This does include summers, breaks, etc.
Clark: "Since Alex had sex over the summer, he is no longer a college virgin!"
Brandon: "Sweet, that guy is the coolest!"
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people who constantly miss opportunities to score. these opportunities continue to accumulate until it becomes of concern and realise "theres only so many ways i can make love with my hand" as blink 182 stated
a forever virgins being attracted to and wanting to score wif a hot artist at a bus station to the point mr happy bcomes very excited however another opportunity goes missing as this forever virgin "isnt in the mood" and denies mr happy the opportunity of tru happiness :( opportunities missed : 4
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