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Used to describe when a situation has suddenly turned awkwardly confrontational, dangerous or tense. Derives from a scenario where three men are casually sitting down and exchanged words escalate to the point where they stand up, ready to fight or possibly reach for a gun.
...then she told me she was late and that's when we all three stood up. Come to find out she was just talking about how she missed the first 15 minutes of her psyche class the other day. Whew!
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The biggest cliche the world has ever known. Mostly used when crippled by a limited vocabulary. Can pertain to Nuclear war with North Korea, flooding, record breaking Hurricanes that aren't caused by climate change (obviously), inauguration crowds (probably) etc.
Yo' moms: "Have you heard the Don on the news today, addressing the hurricane victims in the trailer park in Naples Florida?"
Me: "Of course. He just made "The likes of which we have never seen" the biggest cliche ever. A cliche, the likes of which we have never seen."
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A quote from the Disney computer-animated film "The Wild", to be uttered when you and someone else both happen to say something at the same time. Is EXTREMELY irritating, especially when your six and five-year-old brothers say it every single fricking opportunity they can possibly get. Believe me, I know.
Tom and Jake in unison: Who likes BACON!?!?
Me: Aww, so cute! I DO!!!
Tom and Jake: Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude.
Me: Ha, ha...uh...funny...
Tom and Jake: Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude.
Me: Okay, that's kinda getting old...
Tom and Jake: DUDE!!! WE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME!!! DUDE!!!
Me: Oh, for the LOVE OF...
Tom and Jake: DUDE!!! WE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME!!! DUDE!!!
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (runs away screaming like a lunatic and pounds head against nearest wall)
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What James' Dad says when burying a dead hooker or trying to resolve any difficult situation.
"We have three dead hookers in our bathtub!"
"How do we make it go away?"
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this phrase is used in f1 (formula 1)
its lights out and away we go kimi raikkonen is on the lead.
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A half-broken English slogan used by construction companies in Singapore to remind their workers to be accident-conscious—zero success is the goal to preventing any casualties, accidents, or deaths.
If a grammatically incorrect slogan can get people to stop and comment, its impact in conveying the intended message is likely to be greater—I Safe! You Safe! We Safe! looks like a potential winner.
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Started from the bottom now we here
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