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A scale on how bad a disaster is by the menus of the restaurant chain Waffle House.
GREEN: Waffle House full menu (No disaster)
YELLOW: Waffle House limited menu (Minimal disaster)
RED: Waffle House is closed (Extreme disaster)
UH OH: Waffle House is gone (We’re all gonna fucking die)
Person 1: “I checked The Waffle House Index, but the Waffle House was destroyed!”
Person 2: “We’re all gonna fucking die, Johnathan”
It is when a male hardcore cums on a women's breasts that is from Belgium. The man then pees and poops on the women's chest(maple syrup) Then you invite another woman over to eat the waffles
Yo dude my woman said she was hungry, so I gave her some fresh belgium waffles
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A more hardcore way of saying "ROFL"
Son: What happened ma?
Mom: The neighboor ran across the street just to kick me in the balls
Dad: roffles my waffles
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When a group of males site in a circle with a waffle in the center, they then begin to masturbate to the point of ejaculation and try to hit the waffle. The person who ejaculates last then has to eat the waffle.
Dude, thats nastier then a Soggy Waffle Game
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Ass has dimples as if they had actually been spanked with a waffle iron. Or, their ass resembles 10 pounds of cottage cheese in a five pound bag.
That fatty looks like she's been spanked with a waffle iron.
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No you can drink waffles your stupid
How to drink waffles step one put you straw in the waffle put your straw in step two good luck!
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