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Stick it up some ones booty hole or eating pretzels on a naked person with a giraffe mask on
Dude did u yes way sawyer her
Me:fuck yeah
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a way of saying someone has a piss kink
person 1 “run i see a gerard way kinnie, they might pee on everything”
person 2 “OH NO
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Noun: A word to describe the action of shooting oneself with a shotgun, inherently ending his or her life, in order to escape life's pressures; named for Ernest Hemingway, who did the very same thing.
"Dude, you got an "F" on your English test? Dang, you should totally go The Hemingway (Or The Heming Way).
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A no-way-out talker is one who sparks up a random conversation, and talks endlessly regardless of your interest or obvious impatience. This person talks non-stop about anything and everything and asks a lot of questions to trap you. A no-way-out talker can be a total stranger you happen to meet in a common area, such as a shared laundry room, or a co-worker. This person makes it extremely difficult to end a conversation.
No-way-out talker: Hello there! Oh laundry's always fun on a Tuesday night. I'm new to the building. I'm a customer service rep but looking to get into something creative. What do you do? What is your name? I like Burrito Beach. I eat there about three times a week. I think it's always so fresh and delicious. My cat likes it too. How about you? How long have you lived here? Do you have any pets?
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To receive fellatio, while standing, from a girl who has her head cocked (pun intended) at a 90 degree angle from the floor. The distinguishing factor of a Side-Ways Sally is that only her head is turned; she is not laying down horizontally, but kneeling.
Friend 1: Dude, was that girl handicapped? She walked out with her head turned sideways...
Friend 2: Na Brew, she just got done giving me some Side-Ways Sally.
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A meal consisting of spaghetti noodles, chili and cheddar cheese.
1. Boil spaghetti noodles
2. Bring chili to a simmer (meant for no-bean chili but beans are fine, as long as it's Chili Man)
3. Place noodles on plate
4. Chili on top of noodles
5. Cheddar cheese on top of chili
6. Microwave for 15 seconds (for presentation)
Man, I fucking love Cincinnati Three-Ways. And the Blackhawks.
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Someone who stops at mcdonalds for breakfast prior to showing up for work, and doesn't call his co-workers to see if they'd like something. Even though he knows that (1.) They will & (2.) they would be more than willing to pay them for said items.
Nick showed up with a tasty breakfast before work. He did not text or call anyone with his intentions. Now I have to sit here & watch him eat his Mcdonalds breakfast. That "one way bastard"
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