bruce wetness

it is when you are about to fart and you say to someone "knock knock" and they say "who's there?" and you say, "Bruce." and they say, "Bruce who?" and you say, "Bruce Wetness" and then let it go and fart...this joke only works if it is a wet fart. Then you say, "Get it? Bruce Wetness like Bruce Willis" CAUTION: prepare to need new underwear after this joke is administered.

"oh no I need to borrow your underwear because I just had a meeting with Bruce Wetness...he's a great actor"

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Jesus wet

A measure of wetness such that even Jesus Christ would not be able to walk across the wetness.

Example Michael's sister's panties are Jesus wet!

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is water wet

Water is a liquid and liquids are wet.

Eric: is water wet
Kacper: Yes it is
Crowley: water is a liquid and liquids are wet.

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Wet Peg

Getting a hand job in a hot tub.

So we were sitting out under the stars in the jacuzzi last night, when Jenny reached down and gave me a wet peg.

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wet dock

noun.- an already moist vagina or anus where a penis, fist, or miniature boat may be inserted or docked.

verb.- to insert a penis, fist, or miniature boat into an already moist vagina or anus.

We took turns putting our boats in her wet dock. We were wet docking on tandem dat night, be peeing on faces too.

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Wet Walk

Happens after a trip to the toilet or during heavy wind periods. After not wiping well, one farts and pushes left over mess out the 'o'. The combination of this and sweaty bumcrack leaves one very concerned as it creates a simple task like walking very uncomfortable. This is because of the wetness that has gathered inbetween their cheeks that slightly stings and almost squelches at every step. A common solution is just a simple rewipe.

Jamie thought he was so funny farting away. It wasnt after much time came to pass that he wet walked back to the little boys room for a rewipe

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wet balls

hairy and soaked in beer

balls that are tossed into specially arranged plastic cups for the purpose.. to help out a parched friend, or to show off your pong skills, or to bring more business to the beer companies or your local liquor store.

light-weight with alot of bounce

"Please wipe off your wet balls before aiming."

You just wet your balls in my beer cup.

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