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Beached Whale

A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.

I am having a hard time washing the shit under my fingernails after scraping the beached whale out.

by SuckingGlizzies February 11, 2022


Beached Whale

My Best Mate Charlotte.Amy.Wilmore

Shup You Beached Whale

by Liight September 15, 2008


Beached Whale

A fat tub-o-lard that loves getting in the way of others. The world would be way better without these disgraces.

My friend Corbyn is basically a beached whale

by SpookyGhosteroni May 19, 2017


beached whale

Ally silva

Hey you know that beached whale "ya ally silva" hahahahH

by Billyjeanig12345 August 23, 2017


Beached whale

A woman who is insulted by being called fat yet goes out and lays on the beach with just a bikini on

Look,A beached whale with a Happy meal.

by TheMoocowbrother April 9, 2021


Whaling Expedition

An enterprise operated under the guise of scientific research, or some other unassailable cause like “saving the earth”, which could not otherwise be justified. The term is applicable to a wide range of activities not limited to whaling that are typically subsidized and which obtain a product through obsolete, redundant, or ineffective methods.

Germany's energy policy has become a sort of whaling expedition. Who would have thought that saving the earth could be so expensive?

by Stimpleton J Cat March 2, 2013


whale meat

The penis of a person who spends large amounts of money on mobile games.

Look, honey, if you want to borrow that platinum card of his you better get to like the taste of whale meat, you get me? And let him keep playing that superhero game.

by irenegoodnight August 20, 2024