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Friend-“ Everyone said you got suspended from school”
Me-“ girl that’s just a bunch of willy wop wop”
When two male midgets have sex with a taller girl. preferably 6ft plus.
The midgets and the WNBA player went to the hotel room and had a Willy Wonkas Threeway
When a man has collected dick cheese and pickled it.
Jimmy:" I fancy some pickled willy cheese."
Tim:"Would you like some if mine? It's Brent pickling for 4 months."
Jimmy:"Oh gee oh golly yes please!"
a steam boat willie is when you find a homeless man and call him willie, place a captains hat on his head then he proceeds to shit a horrible homeless shit on your chest. while he does this you yell out loud "I I caption!"
hey girl I'm so in love with you. lets get crazy and do a steam boat willie together!
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What Bruce Willis would be if he was a children's writer.
"Dr. Seuss Willis wrote a book teaching kids how to count to LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN."
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"Big dick in her mouth". This is a famous quote for big willie style.
When the chick is lieing down and the guy jumps and trys to get his "willy" in her mouth on the fall. Much like the whale "Free Willy" jumping in the ocean, but instead you are jumping and landing your "big willie" in a mouth of a female. This is big willie style.
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an idea that seems beneficial at the time it was thought of, but goes on to completely backfire
In NBC's "The Office", Michael Scott came up with the idea to give out 5 Golden Tickets for a 10% discount to 5 random clients of his paper company Dunder-Mifflin. As it turns out, all 5 of the tickets went to their top client, costing Dunder-Mifflin 50% of their top account. After realizing the dilemma, Michael called a meeting where he stated, "We need a Willy Wonka idea to get us out of this situation." Receptionist Pam Beesly responded, "So we need an idea that's gunna blow up in our face?"
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