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two fingers in the pink, pinkie finger in the stink....the thumb just firing away at the clit.
You get a crazy stink on your fing after using The Alabama Love Gun.
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That one white rapper who dissed Eminem that one time
Guy 1: “Hey do you know who Machine Gun Kelly is?”
Guy 2: “Never heard of him. Who is he?”
Guy 1: “He’s that one guy who dissed Eminem then got absolutely obliterated. He then made a song claiming he WON the beef. You know: like a f***ing idiot”
Guy 2: “oh yea that guy... So who was he again?”
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A cesspit of voilence and teen pregnancy. Located in northern Bronx, it is best known for "Buck 50's" and "40's"
Mother: Why did you move to Gun Hill Road?
Me: . . .
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A person, who in FPS video games, can't kill anyone with an average Joe's weapon, and hence forth has to run around with a noob gun with 100 rounds, health injectors, grenades and mortar strikes. This ruins everyone's day.
Jon (Over mic): Hey you fucking noob you! Quit being an Machine Gun Whore!!!
Bill: Why? So you can fucking kill me for once in your goddamn life? Forget it!
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A board from 8-9 feet. Specially shaped for big waves and good for Mavericks, Waimea, Cortes Bank, or wherever else the hell you have the balls to use it.
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Machine Gun Kelly is Eminem's bitch
Machine Gun Kelly diss track
You sound like a bitch, bitch
Shut the fuck up
When your fans become your haters
You done?
Fuck, your beard's weird
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when you are smokin weed....you tell some one to turn tha blunt around and blow it into ur mouth
Yo take tha blunt and BLOW ME A GUN
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