creepy lady/woman/girl/etc.

A scary beast who transforms into a cannibal at night who goes around to eat people.

Then she stuffs their bones and blood into a pot and cooks it into a delectable dish

Also has a liking to the taste of baby flesh

your neighbor, creepy lady/woman/girl/etc.

some lady at your church

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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

The act of making a woman so furious that nothing will satisfy them but destruction of the object or person they loathe.

Dan: Man, my ex-girlfriend is crazy! She keyed my car!

Sam: Well, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Somebody must of seen a naked woman

what some people say when they hear a cop car going to a call with it's sirin blowing because they don't like cops and the are in the porn scene movement and/or underaged sex movement ect. because they know the truth about drug laws and antilove laws ect.

There goes the fuzz somebody must of seen a naked woman.

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I did not have sexual relations with that woman

The biggest lie in modern history. Said by one of the most noteworthy presidents of the 20th century, yes folks William Clinton himself.

America: Did u hit that yet Bill?
Bill: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
America: Oh...

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Shut up woman, get on my horse.

A website with no further intention than to provide you a place to enjoy wonderful horse pop (or lemonade). Byfar the single most amazing flash video ever created.

Look at my horse; my horse is amazing.
Give it a lick.
“MMMmm! It tastes just like raisins!”
Have a stroke of it’s mane,
it turns into a plane,
and then it turns back again when you tug on it’s winky.
“Oooo that’s dirty!”
Do you think so?
Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made -
Sweet lemonade, mmmm sweet lemonade.
Sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade.
Get on my horse I’ll take you ’round the universe -
and all the other places, too.
“I think you’ll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.”
Shut up woman, get on my horse.

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R-Rated Comedy Written by a Woman

A very unfunny movie that only middle aged women laugh at, especially moms.

Don't mind the noise in the background. That's not actually a chicken being strangled. It's just my mom laughing at some R-Rated Comedy Written by a Woman.

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shut up woman get on my horse

A website containing the best flash video ever.
No, I don't think you understand, the BEST flash video EVER. Like in EVER, EVER. In the universe. EVER!!!

Best seen when high, because it gives you a F*ING ORGASM..... and an incredible thirst.... and crave for lemonade. Don't watch WHILE smoking, you'll laugh and blow the weed out!

- Duuuuuuuuuude, look at this!
- What the hell is that? A horse dick, a universe, LEMONADE !?!? Is that heaven !?!?
- Dude, it's Shut Up Woman Get On My Horse!
- What? XD

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