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an lifestyle of being locked in on your goals, but not boasting it.
a) when tf that lame ass bum signed a deal??
b) oh he a zl (zomby life) ass nigga
The act of jerking off with a severed arm or hand while zombie from the cranberries plays on loop.
Person 1: To bad Jeremy lost his arm in that accident.
Person 2: Yeah but I heard the paramedic gave himself a zombie stranger in the back of the ambulance while he made Jeremy watch.
Counterfeit humans, attached to traumatic institutions of culture, and hierarchy, who are beholden to upholding the lies and the crimes, that those traumatic institutions were historically founded upon, because those institutions are the trauma addicts' only source of social and existential value.
The trauma addict zombies of the prestigious university - who went in disguise as normal students and staff - conspired against the minority target for the entire , four year length of her academic career - because they meant to uphold the racial hierarchy of undeserved white privilege, which is the toxic tradition of the nation, and thus, gain the material rewards of professional advancement for themselves. Immunebliss
The one gay game that niggers play
Person 1: Hey i play Plants vs zombies heroes
Person 2: Fuck you
When you cannot stop reading something on the internet late at night for long periods of time.
Dude#1: Hey I was scrolling down my news feed for hours last night.
Dude#1: Man you're such a Zombie Scroller.
Wicked ass derby girl that always drinks her boyfriends under the table.
P1 "We went out last night and my girlfriend totally Maude Zombied me."
P2 "you gotta dump that bitch, she be showing you up."
The celebration of Jesus Christ rising from the dead, and therefore the celebration of him being a zombie.
Also a celebration for zombie awareness, zombie appreciation, and all other things zombies.
******Let it be noted that while Zombie Sunday is a celebration of and for zombies, all and any zombies should still be killed on site.
John: Happy Zombie Sunday Jack!
Jack: Thanks John! Now help me kill this zombie!
Kara: Since Jesus rose from the dead, does that make him a zombie?
Zombie: Uhhh ahh uhh ohh ahh uhh.
Kara: Of course it does. I am going to kill you now.