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An Anal Apocalypse is when you sit on the toilet thinking that you will just take a normal shit, and you end up spending 45 minutes shitting out your end trails while everyone around you is gasping in horror at the groaning they hear through the bathroom stall doors.
On Friday Jeff had went full blown anal apocalypse, and I was around to hear it.
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the stimulation of the anus and/or rectum for the purpose of arousal by using one's hands or an object
"Anal masturbation feels really good, and I frequently do it in the shower."
A girl who secretly likes anal, is an anal pornstar, and her name is Ally.
Jorge: that short girl on the dance team likes it bareback
Hudson: ya I know, that's why we call her anal ally
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When one puts tape on his or her butthole and they proceed to pull it off quickly.
Oh my god! Tyrone and I used anal tape yesterday. I'm so sore!
Putting spinning motorcycle wheel on your anal hole to feel more pleasure and adrenaline. It will end when your butt is totally destroyed.
Mike is in hospital now. He was doing Anal Motocross.
when you participate in the act of shitting in someone's mouth and they proceed to gargle the feces in their mouth
i cant wait to have joseph anal mouthwash me
When 3 men give anal to a women at the same time.
Oh my god , last night was amazing. I tried an anal canoe and it was mind blowing.