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*plane lands in Benidorm*
*until i found you plays*
Me: FINALLY! SOMETHING GOOD!
The way a guy says you are to fat for that dress.
Honey, that mini skirt looks great even with the seams torn, besides, I like you for who you are.
A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.
*Misses shot*
Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!
you have a deeper understanding who this person is deep down. You know all their flaws and all their perfections. Everything they embody.
Her: How do you know
Him: I know you.
When you prove a dumb nigga wrong or you say you gonna do it and you did it
Guy1: yo these curls been getting me hoes
Guy2: No they don’t it make you lame
Guy1: bet if I get that girls insta
Guy2: ok bet
*walks up to the baddies asks for they insta and gets it*
Guy1: what I tell you dumb nigga dem curls make me fine
The worst type of pain. If someone tells you that they hope you hit your ankle on a scooter, they most likely want you to die. You are highly recommended to stay away from people who have ever said that to you, or anyone you know.
Arvin: I hope you hit your ankle on a scooter!
Mikael: *runs away, moves to another country*
TB is short for Therapeutic Boundaries but it is also short for Tuberculosis. “I love you with tuberculosis” means I love you with therapeutic boundaries.
This term is very good for people who are not in a relationship to express love and appreciation for each other while still understanding that there are mutual boundaries.
It can be used for any person and saying it to each person means something very different. Boundaries are commonly individualized for each relationship.
A: “goodbye! I love you with tuberculosis!
B: “you too man”
*hugs*