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Some find them painful, but they're just trying to speedrun life and beat a world record.
Mum: Okay, son. take the flu shot!
Kid: NO
Mum: Ill buy you candy!
Kid: *picks up needle and stabs doctor in the back*
Mum: WHAT THE F*CK TIMMY???
Later...
Kid: *gets 8 diseases*
Mum: Son, please stop picking up a knife when i ask you to go to the hospital! If you dont.. you wont see us anymore.
Kid: dies
Mum: F*ck.
Kid: Alright, so how'd i do?
God: uhhh, you were off by five miliseconds.
Kid: F*ck. Maybe i shouldnt be a anti-vaxxer and try something else
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anti fashion is a term for various styles which are different from the 'normal' fashion styles. Anti-fashion styles are mostly somewhat representing attitude of indifference or may arise from political or practical goals which make fashion a secondary priority. The term is sometimes even used for styles championed by high profile designers, when they encourage or create trends that do not follow the mainstream fashion of the time. anti fashion is the not mainstream fashion.
P1: what the f is anti fashion?
P2: you know yeezy or off-white? That's anti fashion.
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Of the real world. Not existing in digital space in any way, shape, or form.
Gold is anti-digital™.
Instead of charged subatomic particles floating in a cloud and representing your bank account...
...you get an element of earth. Held in your hands and holding value for millennia.
Mother nature's money.
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Something uncool, unflattering, and just flat out what you do not want to be.
The "anti-bow" phrase is formed from the term "bow," of which can mean cool or groovy. it has many other aspects of cool and can be used either when:
1. a high-quality and athletic play has been made like a slam dunk.
2. a young pupil gets a 100% on a test.
3. the young pupil that has received the 100% is also very attractive and walks by you. Thus, leaving you in a trance where the only phrase to be muttered is "bow."
Using the term "anti-bow" would be done during the opposite of all these occurrences. For instance, when the high-quality and athletic dunk is denied by the opposing team.
*A track hurdler trips over the last hurdle by showing off with a 360 spin because they are in the lead. They get last place*
Track fan: "dude...anti-bow."
OR
Friend: "No! Lisa broke up with me!"
Other Friend: "Lisa? I thought you were dating Beth."
Friend: "Oh yeah...yeah you're right."
Other Friend: "Whoa man. Anti-bow much?"
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The act of assonating one or more members of the Power Puff Girls, and/or the destruction of their merchandise.
William: Hey Tom, where'd my kalashnikov go? :)
Tom: Sugar, spice, and everything nice...and their Christmas special DVD's, were just anti-puffed!
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Much like supporters of furries and furries themselves, anti-furries have a strong affiliation with the furry fandom. However instead of supporting them, they oppose them. When finding an anti-furry, you usually find them in six variations:
The guy that never shuts up about them
Probably going to become one in a couple years or so
The "shut up"
Usually chill people who instead of calling it a whole "war" manage to coexist peacefully with furries.
Cringey anti-furry
Usually the people who make the anti-furry community known for communism, homophobia, racism, etc. Also calling the anti-furry movement a "war"
The "undercover" dude
He's not going to be a furry soon, he already is. these people aren't real anti-furries but instead come up with an excuse to not be.
The content creator
These people carry the anti-furry community in such a way that if they weren't here, the community could cease entirely
The dude who actually has good reasons
Self explanatory, instead of just harassing furries for no reason they stay away from them. Also known for not hating furries for no reason, but instead due to the pure toxicity of the furry fandom.
Hope this was helpful
also i had to reupload this because a gif attached itself for no reason
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The common redditor. Not to be confused with atheist, these are retards. Someone who is a bitch and the "nice guy". Also thinks that freedom of religion shouldn't exist and everyone should go and jack-off to the holiness that is atheism.
Anti-theist: I think religion is super stupid. A Hur dur dur dur.
Lady: hi
Anti-theist: Mi'lady. Can I smell the beauty that is your feet.
Lady: Ew.
Anti-theist: Why don't girls ever go for the nice guy.
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