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Society built around kids

He needs to have his house bombed. See if he blames Hamas.

Hym "Ben's 'Society built around kids' is nothing more than breeder idolatry and self-aggrandizement by proxy. They will do or say anything to justify harvesting the rest of us for resources. They'll do it without remorse. They'll defer whatever gratitude the feel FROM WHERE IT SHOULD GO to their 'God' (Which is nothing more than the romanticized anthropomorphization of their own moral superiority delusion) and this is evidenced by what they're doing to me. This is what the delusional incest cultists do. They harvest you. And then they pat themselves on the back for doing it. They delude themselves into believing that it serves some greater purpose but in reality all of their kids just die, except, later. It amounts to nothing except to increase MY suffering to mitigate the suffering of their kids. And because IT'S A LITERAL SPIRITUAL PYRAMID SCHEME... It bottlenecks at the top. So, harvesting me is only going to benefit the rich people's kids. In creating A.I. I've done more for you than they ever will."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2024


Around the back sack pack

Another word for a male's jock strap

Did you purchase your around the back sack pack for the upcoming game?

by Syelent March 7, 2017


simpin around

When you throw yourself at someone, then suddenly stop all the signals to them, Usually because you have fucking trust issues.

+"How about all those good times we're having?"
-"They are nice, But I really like you as a friend though."
+"WTF? Stop simpin around ! You give those signals to all your friends out there?!"

by bab0urian May 23, 2020


Ring around the dactyl

When a chick is performing the pterodactyl, the guys rotate positions so that each one can get some dactyl spit on their dick.

That little ho wanted to play ring around the dactyl, so we all saddled up and rotated on that bitch until bukkake time.

by Jereth Cutestory February 17, 2010


Mobius Double Reach Around

A reach-around using both hands where the fingers are crossed so the index and middle and crossed, as are the pinky and ring

I met this dorky gal and she showed me the mobius double reach around

by Cryptopox137 March 15, 2023


Norwegian Reach Around

A Norwegian Reach Around, is when your Crab Fishing and your Buddy Bangin and Reach Around with your Crab Glove and Proceed to Jack Them Off....

Hey, Did you give them a Norwegian Reach Around ?

by KeWL6iX October 4, 2021


Wrong way around shoulder ride

A BDSM sex position whereby the male tosses their partner into the air and eats them out while they ride on their shoulders.

It is less commonly referred to as a signature wrestling move in the WWE entertainment industry

I just gave my wife the best wrong way around shoulder ride ever, she was a happy bunny the rest of the night ;)

by ganjamannn June 28, 2022