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arse hankey

n.: Toilet paper; Thin wadded plant fibre tissues for wiping oneself after a crap. Scented and balm-coated toilet papers more strongly fit this category than normal, unscented paper.

"We're gonna need more arse hankey; my bum caught a cold."

by His Royal Hairiness January 19, 2014


Arse-piece

A slightly less offensive variant on "wank-piece", indicative of an individual (usually male) who displays foolish or pompous behaviour, usually in the work place.

Largely used in Glasgow/ West of Scotland, from the 1980s onwards.

"That Arse-piece thinks he owns the place. If only he knew what we all thought of him".

by Elmer Gee February 1, 2023


hypocritical arse

A Person who is being disliked by a group of People.

You are such a hypocritical arse I can´t stand you Kevin.

by Rosywiththehosy March 20, 2018


cabby arsed

Slang for "can't be arsed," meaning "can't be bothered."

I was going to put up the new photos, but I cabby arsed right now.

by Open Face Surgery August 23, 2006


Fuck A Black Nigger In The Arse Day!

This day is on the 2nd of March since the 2nd of March is Black People's day so we must give them support and appreciation by fucking them on their special day!

"Yo what you doing today?"
"Fucking a black nigger in the arse, why?"
"Ah yes, same because you know what day it is...FUCK A BLACK NIGGER IN THE ARSE DAY!"

by NIGGERSUCKER January 28, 2024


Fuck A Black Nigger In The Arse Day

This day is on the 2nd of March since the 2nd of March is Black People's day so we must give them support and appreciation by fucking them on their special day!

"Yo what you doing today?"
"Fucking a black nigger in the arse, why?"
"Ah yes, same because you know what day it is...FUCK A BLACK NIGGER IN THE ARSE DAY!"

by NIGGERSUCKER January 28, 2024


Wanky arse

A mate who can’t admit a man cum over his pants while asleep

Lenny has a wanky arse after his mate shot his white goo over his pants and he liked it

by Whitelines84 February 25, 2023