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A female who is busted and tries to cover it up with to much makeup, and then proceeds to go to the bar thinking that they are sexy
That dusty bar troll gives five dollar handies in the men's bathroom at the local pub
aka farter one bars .. eat these thing at your own risk .. the gas these thing will give you .. will scare small children kill small animal in your home.. peel the paint from your walls. and if you are out side they will cause birds to drop out of the sky... and will like get you a visit from the epa..
john: man what happened to your house
steve: i ate a box of fiber one bars .
john: damn !!! your house look like its been through a hurricane
steve : man you dont even want to know
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also known as "Mars and Venus", cockney slang for a penis, a male sexual organ
I ain't sucking on that tiny Mars bar
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1. (n) A shot containing 1 part goldschlager, 1 part crown royal, and 1 part pineapple juice.
2. (n) A coming of age traditional ceremony for a 13-year-old Jewish boy/wolf.
1. John order me so many werewolf bar mitzvah’s last night that I didn’t even realize she was fat.
2. Ryan’s Werewolf Bar Mitzvah was inspiring.
3. “Werewolf Bar mitzvah spooky scary, boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.”
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Heyyyyy everyone who reads this, you are all invited to my Fortnite Bar Mitzvah. No Skull Troopers cuz that's my costume!!! Bring your credit card information AND your social security number. No Defaults allowed (JK). Be there or be Dusty Depot. It will happen on Thursday, all are welcome. Only people with over 20 wins can come.
"Y'all are invited to my Fortnite Bar MItzvah"
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When you dry your face with the same towel a friend uses to vigorously rub his pubic hair, general pelvic area and gooch.
(Four friends sitting on a couch watching you wipe your face)
"Haha! Dude how's that towel smell?" (Dudeson 1)
"What...uh like my wet skin I guess." (Dudeson 2)
"That's strange because it says here you just paid $5.99 for your meal at the Dirty Salad Bar!" (Dudeson 1)
"Ughhh! Not again!" (Dudeson 2)
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH" (Couch potatoes)
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The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement.
A person has the option of following a Kentucky klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.
I gave my secretary a Kentucky klondike bar last night for about five minutes. When it started to get soft, I gave her a Panamanian petting zoo.
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