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Chip Reader

When you shove a credit or Id card up someone's ass

Person#1-Give me a chip reader
Person#2-YES PLEASE!

by gayfag14141 August 21, 2019


Jone's fish and chips

The act of eating a fishy/smelly vagina while dreaching tartar sauce over her lady parts.

Man, last night that girl was a freak! She wanted me to give her Jone's Fish and chips!

by Kobayashi Kumiko Kiyoshi February 15, 2018


fish & Chip news

Fish & chip news is a phrase used to describe something that’s in the newspaper, but is so uninteresting / not important that the newspaper it has been printed on is later used to wrap up somebody’s Fish & Chip.

“Did you read the news about that old woman who got robbed last Thursday?”

“Yeah,, but I only glanced at it. It’s Fish & Chip news

by Konstantia August 7, 2023


pizzer and chips

when u got a folded pizza with chips

"Just bought some pizzer and chips"

by DoctorDarkness November 19, 2022


Tortilla Chip

A phone plan chip made organically from corn tortillas. It is not common due to flammability.

"Woah! Dude, your phone is on fire!"
"Oh! It must be my phone tortilla chip!"

by frogggggiieee August 2, 2022


groovy chips

Its another way of saying cool or awesome.

Lorchan: Did you see crawford teabag Shakira? I wish I thought of it...
Fergal: Ya it was Groovy chips.

Hetty: Did you see Colin fell off his chair while eating a yoghurt.
Dan: Ya that was not groovy chips

by Simon galaxy March 11, 2014


Mint Chocolate Chip

When you drop a mint in your partners asshole. Then proceed to dunk tongue into dat ass, Making sure to anchor before bottoming out, fishing out the mint. Then to top it all off, after you swirl the mint into your mouth to get a fresh minty breath, you spit in your partners ass.

Person 1: Dude, you smell minty fresh!
Person 2: Thanks man, but thats not my breath, my girl gave me the meanest mint chocolate chip. My farts are fresh.

by Stoner McBoner 69 September 4, 2023