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child predator raper

when you rape a child predator to balance out the force

i became a child predator raper yesterday when i raped joe biden

by child predator raper December 24, 2024


Petty Man Child

Petty Man Child is a stupid, mean, self-absorbed, crazy, and dumbest person you will ever meet. Some things Petty Man Child will do: Blocks his crush and leaves on delivered a lot. He will cal a 7-year-old a h*e because he's mad at you. Will call you a b*tch. Will ignore you 24/7/ Will make you cry every night because he makes you feel like your worthless. Will blame you for everything. Thinks he's the center of the world. Will make all your friends hate you because he spread rumors about you

Elijah is a Petty Man Child.
Petty Man Child is an idiot who should die.

by M. B. Palmer December 15, 2021


Peer Child

One partner in a committed relationship that is incapable or unwilling to carry their fair share of the burdens in the relationship: to whit, child rearing; child pick-up/drop-off; household chores; caring for elderly parents; grocery shopping etc. etc. Thereby, making themselves an unfair burden on the capable partner in the relationship. The functional equivalent of another child.

Friend #1
I'd love to go to Happy Hour with you. BUT my Husband took the afternoon off to play Golf, so I have have to pick up both kids, go to the store AND cook dinner.

Friend #2

He's such a Peer Child

by ATX-DUDE July 16, 2009


Break a childs back day

Break a childs back day is when you walk up to anyone between 3-17 and break their back, It is celebrated on June 3rd.

"Hello child!"
"Hi...?"
*breaks back* "Haha! It's break a childs back day!"
"AAHH!"

by RUSAMEBOOSAILICE September 9, 2022


snake child

Another name for Kobra Kid

Kobra = snake, kid = child, hence the name snake child

by unsureofthetimes February 14, 2021


mother and child reunion sandwich

A sandwich consisting of both egg salad and chicken as the core ingredients.

I was starving to decided to make a mother and child reunion sandwich. That shit bussin'.

by Canid-Kaiba May 24, 2022


Floor Child

The kids that sit on the floor at a theme park, or in town, or at a station somewhere. Jimmy Urine && Wife Chantel Claret are examples of Floor kids. Youtube there disneyland videos.

no way man, wat do you think i am some sort of dirty floor child!

by CuntFaceEmZ September 7, 2010