cold calling cunt

the annoying cunt/s that has been ringing my gaff on a daily basis for the last two months trying to sell me shit that i don't need.

should really target the elderly or disabled.

"hello and how are you today?"
"fuck off, I don't want to buy any of your shit and i told you the same thing yesterday"
"oh, that's nice...well I am wondering if perhaps you may be interested in purchasing a..."
"FUCK OFF!!!"

*hangs up phone*

"who was that on the phone?"
"just one of them cold calling cunts"
"man, i hate those guys"
"nah, this one was a bitch"
"man, i hate those bitches"

*phone rings at the same time the next day with the same or some other cunt on the end of the line*

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Hot n cold

one of the greatest songs ever!!! sung by Katy Perry

with funny music video to accompany it!

Girl: I'm so happy
Boy: why?
Girl: I'm listening to Hot n Cold :D

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cold spike

It's just the same as ice cream.

Damn, I need some cold spike!

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knocked out cold

The act of a person being hit on the button. Usually the chin or behind the ear. Then going unconcious.

I saw a mma fight and guy got hit hard on the chin by a punch. He dropped and layed on the ground frozen for about 20-30 seconds. He got knocked out cold.

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stone cold fox

Someone who happens to be gorgeous and hot.

Me: Wanna know who is a stone cold fox?
Chick: Sure.
Me: Eric fucking Halvorsen! Also known as Halvo.

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it's cold out here

something said to someone to hint that the person's nipples and hard and poking through their shirt

..walks outside..

Person One: Um. It's cold out here. (nods at breasts)

Person Two: Hah (looks at their own breasts).. Yeah (covers up nipples)

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funky cold medina

1) a title of a popular rap song by tone loc. the funky cold medina in the song is an unknown substance that makes the ladies love ya.

"I asked the guy, why you so fly? he said funky cold medina"

"put a little medina in youre glass and the chicks will come real quick"

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