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When a man crosses his legs and both dick and balls rest on the top leg
John: Hey man, doesn’t crossing your legs like that hurt?
Humphrey: Nah man i got the Devil’s Lily Pad goin on
YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED THAT YOU'RE MAKING THE DEVILS BUTTER!!
(credit to redfapper via imgur)
Two men with beards eating the butthole of one unshaven girl. One man eats the pussy whilst the other man eats the butthole of the woman. Both men's beard hairs along with the females pubic hair must intertwine.
I would love to have a devil's french braid with you and Gal Gadot.
The Tasmanian Devil Chassis. Is a girl that is shaped like the cartoon character TAZ. She usually has a huge upper body and skinny chicken legs giving her a shape V like shape.
I can’t believe you took that Tasmanian Devil Chassis home last night.
What?
Yeah! That girl shaped like the cartoon character TAZ Bro!
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An instance where you think someone is waving to you, when they're actually waving to someone else or someone behind you. Can also apply to other greetings like "hi."
I was at the store yesterday and caught the devil's bouquet. I was so embarrassed.
catch the devil's bouquet
A phrase used when talking about blushing/turning red.
(There is no deviled tomato god to clarify)
"He turned as red as a deviled tomato worshipper"
"He became a deviled tomato worshipper after they kissed him!"
A hockey team from New Jersey who were originally from Colorado and named the Colorado Rockies. They moved to NJ in 1982 and have won the Stanley Cup} three times. The Devils are widely underestimated and never really expected to win, explaining their catchphrase "Devils vs. Everybody". Their rivals are the New York Rangers and the Philadelphia Flyers. They have had many amazing players in the past, including Martin Brodeur, Scott Stevens, and the current Taylor Hall. They also had Ilya Kovalchuk, but almost ever single Devils fan hates him with a passion.
The New Jersey Devils have three Stanley Cup wins!