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The man calling the shots underground while he is kept alive by 10 million dollars worth of machines (paid for by the taxpayers) for the sole purpose of screwing over the world.
Dick Cheney is an evil genius who only looks out for Dick Cheney.
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A female who is known for sucking so much dick one could say her breath smells like dick. Not to be mistaken for an everyday slut. For a woman to be considered to have dick breath she must be known through the grape vine for performing oral often.
Man 1: Who's Stephanie with now? Is she single?
Man 2: No man she's always with some guy she's got dick breath for life.
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acting in an unproductive manner
dude, would you stop dicking the dog and help me set up this stereo
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1. A take off whiskey dick, this party-centric term describes a member capable of penetrating solid walls and objects, including dry-wall and sheet steel. The catch is that only ghosts have them.
2. It can also describe a member exceptionally graceful in its ease of penetration, specifically those with foreskin intact.
1. Caspar - Oh shit guys, I think I got wispy dick. My gf is gonna be so mad.
Karl - Who cares dude, you can put that shit into anything! Wispy dick rocks.
2. Kelli - Caspar's wispy dick is so full of pleasure!
Jenny - Of course girl, it's how nature intended! The glide mechanism provides for ample lubrication and easy access to the g-spot. It's an overall wispy sensation.
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When latinos take a whiz sometimes they expose their snorkel-dicks. Usually they try to hide them. Hint: Don't ever laugh and point at it.
"I giggled at that beaner's snorkel-dick and he had his switchblade at my neck instantly."
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Abbreviation for urban dictionary.
I went on Ur Dick recently.
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A girl who has sex for her pleasure, not for the mans pleasure. Someone who persuses men.
Girl: She's not a slut, she's just a dick digger. Women have needs ya know.
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