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Cleese Disease

When a comedian becomes increasingly shit and unfunny the older they get.

Also known as Atkinsons Affliction.

I see the cleese disease is taking its toll, it's horrible to see the condition worsening to rapidly.

by Pipsta_2001 November 29, 2022


Bullshata Disease

A squishy yellow ball of poo that can fit in your small pocket sized microwave

It’s a disease when you don’t wipe your bum bum good enough and then you get Bullshata disease

by Loo loo lemons April 16, 2020


James Neal's Disease

The deadly disease of hilariously missing open nets especially during the Stanley Cup Finals

He hasn't scored since he contracted James Neal's Disease

by WomanLover69 November 19, 2018


monet disease

When a person looks good from far off but looks aweful close up. Like a Monet painting, looks good from a distance but a jumble of brush strokes up close.

Driving down the road you see a hot chick from a distance... But when you get close you discover she's old or ugly ...she has Monet disease!

by David Jag November 24, 2013


Pussy disease

When someone goes on a ski trip and makes up numerous excuses for why they can't ski properly, they are likely showing symptoms of pussy disease.

Simon: "Hey boys, I think Compo has pussy disease, he claims he can't see properly, his right quad is burning, feels sick, has developed a cough and claims he can't breathe. "

Brad: "yeah, that's pussy disease alright, his cough even sounds like a wild animal.

by Compo90 December 13, 2021


Blake disease

A person named Blake who is a douchebag and mean and when u try to be mean he just gets mad and blocks you

I think he suffers from Blake disease

by Ovenormitts February 20, 2019


soundcloud disease

idk but i heard it kills people by listening to bad music

boy get out with yo SoundCloud diseased phone

by gen J September 12, 2023