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"I have a douche bag on my underwear."
"Me too!"
*tear of joy!*
When a Person loves themself too much and thinks they are the center of the Universe and everyones attention.
Guy being followed by a crowd of people he dosent know while he jokes about people he walks past.
Jake:"MAN!, Did you see Randy? HES LIKE A MAGNET OR SUMTHIN!!!
Joseph:"Man, What a Douche Bag."
A guy who wears plastic sunglasses and Puma muscle shirts.
Looks at that douche bag. He thinks he walks on water!
A business person whose life revolves around money and work, and enjoys flaunting their wealth.
Tom has just bought a $200 dollar watch, and claimed it as a business expense. He is a business douche.
A term/system allowing for identification and quantification of a person's douchiness, with degrees from 1 to 5 indicating subject's progress toward a state of ultimate douchebag-dom.
"Hey, check out that jackass with the muscle shirt and tribal band tattoo, leaning against his spotless 4x4 truck that's obviously never been taken off-road."
"Yeah, I see him. Third-degree douche belt right there."
A group of people stuck together in a situation, such as in a place of business, that are so douchey they repeatedly reaffirm their douchebaggery.
Robert and his staff are the biggest douche kabob I have ever met.
An E-mail sent someone with an especially Douchey tone. Most of them time sent by someone who is frustrated by the receivers stupidity.
I had to fire off some Douche-Mails earlier this morning, those customer service people are morons who frustrate me to no end.