A man or woman on the dance floor who is extremely intoxicated but think they are dancing really well.
Wow! Did you see her out on the dance floor? She is a drunk mess out there.
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Saying/doing things on Facebook that you usually wouldn't do in person.
Last night, Josh was Facebook drunk and asked me out, and I'm like, fucking grow a pair.
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God of the drunk is easily defined by a Scotsman we all love, Rummy. Or his more popular alias Gunblader.
Gunblader: I'll be great on thursday
Gunblader: I am gonna get smashed
OR
Gunblader: I am only hammered two times a week.
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To be tired to the point where you appear to be intoxicated.
Oh my god he is sooooo sleep drunk right now!
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Being so drunk that everything pisses you off and hitting and pinching becomes your only form of communication. Often results in the loss of shoes especially if they are boots or heels. Loss of volume control is the first sign of an individual becoming Kayla drunk.
After a magnum bottle of champagne and a few Screw Drivers, Denise had become Kayla drunk hitting her friends and throwing her heels into the forest, while yelling at cars.
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To be beyond the normal measures of drunk or intoxicated
"wow, that girl is steague drunk"
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im so drunk metroplex im buying everybody shots
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