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When your eyes are smaller than usual. Can sometimes be caused to one eye. The shrinkage or deformity of one or more eyes or eyelid. Often caused by allergies, poking of the eye, rubbing of the eye, sleepiness, or birth defects. Can be cured by placing damped hot towel on infected area.
Dez allergiez have my eyes lookin all midged.
I barely got any sleep last night, now I have midged eyes.
When a trifling fool gives you a dirty look; A kin to side eye
If that girl doesn't stop giving me scissor eyes, I'm gonna walk over and slap them shut for her.
When someone has eyes so pretty that if they made long enough eye contact with you while giving you oral you would orgasm immediately.
The eyes of a person so attractive you envision them looking up at you while they give you head
Jeremy bro, I couldn't last long enough with her. She looked up at me with those cummin eyes and I came instantly
1) To ejaculate in someone's eyes
2) Struggling to open your eyes having just had them cum on or in.
"Simon. Please give me Spaff Eye" said Kat.
when your extremely high and your eyes are shaped like almonds...or even lower than that like asians.
I got my pine eyes on, so you know that im zooted.
A game played over IM between two insanely bored people. The first person says a dirty term and the second person must google image search that term (with safesearch filters off). Then the second person must send the first person a direct link to the picture to prove that they looked at it. After enough omg's, wtf's, and :O's, the second person will give the first person another dirty term and vice versa.
This game can seriously disturb, destroy, and lower your moral values.
player1: wanna play iron eyes?
player2: okay.
player1: fat hentai chicks
player2. WTF
player1: do it you pussy
player2: ok ok hld on
(a minute later)
player2: WTF
player1: hahahahahah
player2: (link to picture)
player2: ok my turn
player2: ghetto cock
you get the drill