The Bro-Hug

This is the hug where somebody goes in for a hug and there is a moment of awkwardness. You're not quite ready for the hug or are thrown off guard by the possibility of a hug happening so what do you do? You just kind of fidget and then give the other person a little arm up pat on the back. It's almost like hugging a sibling that you're not quite affectionate with so you pat each other instead.

" I ran into Joe the other day...since we haven't seen each other in years I wasn't sure what to do when he went in for a hug so I gave him The Bro-Hug instead. I'll never hear the end of it for that one!"

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Bro off

When two or more "bros" get in a fight over the same women. Usually at a party and while heavily intoxicated.

Bro 1: I came with Lexi, she's leaving with me!!
Bro 2: no way bro! She is soo over you she staying with me!!
Bro 1: no way bro!! (Gets in bro 2's face)
Bro2: way bro!!!! (Bro 2 & bro 1 commence to bro off fight/shit talk)

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bro-mance

Romance shared between two straight guys.

Chris and Jade is a perfect example of a "bro-mance".

:)

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Bro-co

Noun. A conversion among two or more very close Bros. Usually having to do with Sexual troubles pertaining to the opposite gender. When a bro-co is in progress time itself stops for this holy co-operation of men.

Max: Whats up?
Ryan: I need a bro-co.
*Time stops*
Max: What ales you my brethren?

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bro man

the guy that lives on the 4th floor up martin's apartment.

"whassup bro man?!"

::comes through fire escape::

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bro noun

Any noun or proper noun that has been purposefully altered to include the word 'bro'. Typically this is used in words containing a syllable that already rhymes with bro as this simplifies the integration. This rhetoric is most commonly observed among male friends addressing each other.

Ex. 1
Guy1: "What's going on bro biden?"
Guy2: "Not much, brorack brobama. How's things?"

Ex. 2
Guy1: "Yo, broseph, can I get a spot?"
Guy2: "What's the matter, can't handle the broflex? Yeah, I gotcha, don't worry, I'm a brofessional."
Guy1: "Quit dropping the bro nouns and help me."

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Warner Bros.

Any kind of oppression forced on a musical artist and the people who enforce it. Originates from Prince's contractual battles with Warner Bros Records.

"Damn Warner Bros locked us out of Glam Slam again."

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