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A legendary pornstar who now assists young stars like jenny swallows.
Chris hammer used to be the only pornstar id watch!
A hammer that can blast holes in the universe and it is used by the all powerful Donny Pham
Oh no watch out for the phammer hammer
The tool of choice when you decide you don't want your TV anymore. The TV is put out of its misery by means of smashing.
Ugh! Fucks News again? Time to cancel the cable and get the TV hammer.
1. Getting Sh*t Done!
2. Getting a laptop with your friends, finding a location that is non-distracting and being super productive.
Dude we have to hammer out this code for this website today. Alright, lets hammer time @ 3:00 today at Vision Quest.
"Jacked up feet"... Eddie Murphy in Boomerang
Eddie: Man, I don't know if I can date that girl anymore. I pulled back the covers on her feet and hammer time.
Martin: C'mon man, you don't fuck her feet, damn!
When you Start to fuck a Granny in the ass , And every half inch, your Dick has to act like a chisel. To get through some 3 week, old crusty dried turd
Yo brother lady night I hammer timed this Granny
The hammered leprechaun is a quadruple entendres. It is 1) a leprechaun with a strong muscular physique, 2) a leprechaun with a huge penis, 3) a leprechaun that is drunk and finally a speakeasy bar in Stonington, Connecticut named 4) The Hammered Leprechaun.
The Hammered Leprechaun is the greatest bar. Fantastic happy hour and the owner is a muscular, well endowed man who always has a beer in his hand.