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how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile)

Idk pretty fast I think

1: how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile)
2: Bruh I don’t know just google it

by We do a little Trolling March 17, 2021

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BAHHAHA I LOVE HOW THEY MAKE MUGS FOR EVERYTHING

lmao some dude said flick the bean (which means to masturbate) and than it asks if i want it on a mug BAHBAHABH WTF SURE ILL HAVE FLICK THE BEAN ON A MUG

urbandict makes mugs for every definition and its FUNNNNYYYYYYY
look at the gif i found when i searched it up-
BAHHAHA I LOVE HOW THEY MAKE MUGS FOR EVERYTHING

by Jdurorhf January 7, 2021

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Tell a boy with a k in their name how you feel

k will become your Tell a boy with a k in their name how you feel

Tell a boy with a k in their name how you feel

by Kskg November 12, 2019

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how many more wives do you have?

a term may use to point out an Arab person or a stupid dick who dosent look western.

dude #1: i would like to bomb my self.
dude #2: how many more wives do you have?

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dude #1: what is the "internet"?
dude #2: how many more wives do you have?

by Yogev [AKA Yogi] February 17, 2008

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How about a nice big hot steaming cup of STFU

The drink served by pissed-off housewives who take to much shit from their loudmouth idiotic, shithead husbands.

Husband #1: Helen, this is some of the most vile tasting shit I have ever had

Husband #1: Bill, whatever you do don't drink Helen's coffee. It tastes like second rate poison.

Helen: Actually, it is poison. I am getting sick of all this bullshit so I put a little bit of poison in every cup.

Wife #2: I am doing the same thing to Bill. I just love serving him his nice big steaming cup of Shut the Fuck Up.

A Famous American University completed a study in 1951 that concluded American housewives are forced to take a lot of shit from their loudmouthed, idiotic, shithead husbands. The study concluded that the best way to fix the situation is to say "How about a nice big hot steaming cup of STFU" and give them What-Ever, spouse poison!

by Nark1331 November 18, 2009

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You can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle

When you can’t get what you’re working with up to the required standard

Jeff: “That bloke just isn’t cut out for the job”
Tim: “yeah mate, you can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle

by killacrip August 12, 2021


How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

A famous quote from the showSouth Park

Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

Silence:

by Ena1010101 January 26, 2022