cant beat skins on sunday

When playing the washington redskins on any givin sunday and you lose cause your team is trash or when your at church and want to bang the smoke but cant because your in the house of the lord

daylashawn: yo pooky did you smack that ass of that thick bitch at church?

pooky: no my dude remember my mom says i "cant beat skins on sunday"... i think its a law or something

daylashawn: Yee B!

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playing the skin flute

another term for female masturbation.

Sally was so horny, she started playing the skin flute.

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Chowder Filled Skin Thermos

Penis or Cock

I'd love to share my lunch with you. I brought my chowder filled skin thermos.

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no skin off my back

dont care, wont harm you a bit, wont stress over it

Possibly derived from shingles, a condition which can be brought about by severe stress among other things, after having chicken-pox. This causes painful blisters and scabs, usually on the back.

"The Coke company is the one who has to pay for the repairs, so really it's no skin off my back," said Mark Conlin, the campus plant foreman who oversees maintenance and custodial work.

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get yo skin tone

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Coon-Skin Cap

The act of placing one's testicles on someone's forehead, stretching one's taint over the top of someone's head, and hanging one's penis off the back of the recipients head, thus resembling a coon-skin cap worn by Davy Crockett.

"Hey, lets give my brother-in-law a coon-skin cap when he falls asleep! Then we can post pictures of it on facebook!"

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I SKIN INFANT BABIES

The catchphrase of the superhero Thor from the MCU he first stated it in the movie Thor: Love and Thunder.

Person 1: "Hey did you see the new Thor: Love and Thunder movie?"

Person 2: " Yeah I loved the scene when he said I SKIN INFANT BABIES"