Show her the 50 states

A now famous line used in the movie
horrible bosses
It is used twice in the movie
in the credits, they put a spin on it, leaving the audience laughing once the movie is over

-I would like to bend her over that barrel and show her the 50 states-
*Where is that from?*
-A movie-
*No it isn't*
-It is now-

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dick her down December

dick that girl down in December aka #dhdd

damn bro cant wait for dick her down december

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pop her like a cork

Fucking a girl to the point she squirts causing to your dick to pop out. Similar popping a cork out of a champagne bottle and champagne overflowing out.

She so hot, I’m going to pop her like a cork, she deserves it

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Call her daddy

A podcast that turns girls into women and how to not be a simp. This is what makes these women into sluts in bed. Ever had the best head, she’s apart of the daddygang. It also helps men not be bitch boysss

“Yo last night was amazing, she was incredible”
“She definitely listens to call her daddy”

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gave her a sean connery

a proper back-hander... that the bitch deserved!

After a hard day's work i came home to find my slag of a wife had let my tea go cold - so i threw my plate against the wall and "gave her a sean connery."

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wouldn't root her for practice

A saying used when a person finds a particular individual or individuals less than desirable in a sexual sense.

Male 1: Britney Spears is such a spunk.
Male 2: I wouldn't root her for practice.

Also for more than one person....

Girlfriend: Don't you think the chicks on Sex and the City are hot?
Boyfriend: I wouldn't root them for practice.
Girlfriend: Awww that's so sweet. Let's have a root now.

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Blow her back out

To give a woman or women the best dick from the back she will ever get you know when you’ve blown her back out when she wants you to do it again the next time y’all fuck

Omg Dominic is about to blow her back out

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