Odell Moment

When someone has a random, or sometimes very frequent, act of great stupidity, such as having very late reactions, extreme loss of coordination, or just sounding unintelligent, causing them to resemble the ginger Sean Odell

Kiel: Two muffins are sitting in an oven, one turns to the other and says "Boy it sure is hot in here" The other one says " HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!"

*Five Minutes Later*

Sean: Oh i get it lol

Kiel: Wow that was an Odell moment

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teachable moment

Gratuitous American English expansion of "lesson".

The inability of Americans to be understood in other English-speaking countries provides us with a teachable moment.

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an E moment

an E moment is when you want to pay respects to somebody with an f, while having the same person catch the L, or the loss. the term was invented by instagram celebrity @anti.tv

it was an E moment when ザック told vava to shut up, when she loved ザック with all of her heart

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Kohl's Moment

I have a friend that shops at Kohl's a lot, and every time she goes there to shop, she gets a shit attack and has to run to the bathroom in the middle of her shopping.

Whan you are engaged in an important or interesting activity and you suddenly have the overwhelming urge to have an immediate bowel movement.

I was in the middle of a business meeting when I suddenly had a Kohl's moment and had to excuse myself and sprint to the bathroom.

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CRAFT Moment

Short for 'Cant Remember A Fucking Thing'
commonly used when trying to remember something but for some reason you cant.
Sometimes known as a 'Mental Blank'

I cant remember the name of that song, Im having a craft moment

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Yukari Moment

Based on Persona's 3 character Yukari Takeba, the moment happens when a fictional (usually female character) acts aggressively torwards someone/something for no apparent reason.
Its quite similar to being a tsundere, however, without the motivation of jealousy that a Tsundere has.
Commonly happens with bad written anime characters.

"Man, why does Chie from Persona 4 have such unnecessary Yukari Moments?"
"I love Akihiko from Persona 3, he never had a Yukari Moment."

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K-Moment

Of or pertaining to the Hmong species of nigorant cum eating Jew fiends of society that states the obvious.

"(sending an text message to someone saying "hey are you on your phone?')"-- K-Moment

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