internet intimate

A couple that forms an intimate relationship including naked photo swapping, sex talk and constant flirting online. Often over long distances but can include locally. Often a precursor to actually meeting in real life.

"got any nudes yet"?
"Nah, we arent even internet intimate yet".
"Dude, what's up with that"?
"I think i really like her, i don't want to ruin our friendship".
"Your'e netwhipped".
"I know".

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internet confidence

A little bitch named Braeden who talks shit on the Internet but won't say a word to you in person.

Braeden has Internet confidence.

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Internet Vixen

An Internet Celebrity that is seducing.

Tom: Joe Hollywood is an Internet Celeb.
Sarah: More like an Internet Vixen, baby!

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internet dollars

1 upstream MegaByte of data transfer = 1 Dollhair

1 internet dollar = 1 upstream MegaByte of data transfer
Last night I used 55 internet dollars while streaming various internet pornography's.

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internet hug

A simulated hug, via a videocall service such as Skype. Both parties smile, and pretend to wrap their arms around the camera, as if to wrap their arms around their loved one.

I just just internet hugged the fuck outta my old lady on Skype yesterday.

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Internet Cocking

Looking up cocks on the net.

Bob and Mike decided to do some internet cocking to see if they could find the largest cock out there.

Hey Dude, I found a cock that measured 13 inches long and had a 4 inch girth. OMG.....the size of a horse!
Hey, Sally could take it.....she's a known cavern.

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Internet Debate

n. When two or more morons on the internet get on their high horse about everything from politics to religion to society to fandom, and basically just try to out-sophisticate each other by overusing fancy words such as "asinine" in lengthy thought-out retorts that nobody cares to read.

Inconceivably, this is actually how they entertain themselves.

Nobody is safe to expose their opinions without at least one of these arrogant douchebags trying to pry an explanation from you, so be careful who you trust.

Debater: You sir are ignorant. Your previous statement on blah blah blah clearly contradicts blah blah--

Involuntary Opponent: aw hell no, I ain't got time for some internet debate!

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