Jolly Jizz June

After all of your hard work from Motivation Madness May, with your jacked muscles you get to cum as much as possible for the entire month of June! It’s kind of like Destroy Dick December except without all of the bullshit restrictions of having to cum according to the day of the month. You just get to cum as much as you feel like with or without others

(June 1st)
Person 2: so what are u gonna do with all those big ass muscles you have now?
Person 1: I’m gonna go jerk off for Jolly Jizz June. I should be able to cum a lot with the big ass muscles I have now. You wanna come jerk off with me?
Person 2: nah I’m good nibba, I’m gonna go practice my nibba tongue

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June 19 1978

when the first Garfield comic strip was made in.

June 1, 1978:

Person 1: Let's order the newspaper!

June 19, 1978:

Person 1: dude here's the first Garfield comic strip!
Person 2: dude that's coooool
Person 1: so the Garfield comic strip stated in June 19 1978.

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June 25 2008

You're most likely to have very few friends, but the few friends are true friends. You're smart, funny, amazing, and fun to hang around with

Dude! I was born on June 25 2008. What about you

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June Year's Resolution

A New Year's Resolution that starts June 1st instead of January 1st. This is assuming the original act of self improvement has failed from January to June and it is time to start over with something else.

Tim: "I thought you quit smoking as your New Year's Resolution?"
Eric: "Yeah, I tried but... I'm going to work out instead. It's my June Year's Resolution."

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she died in june

Welsh emocore band founded in bridgend college in september 2003.

"Hey SDIJ are soooo emo."

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June 26

the day lo from lolotte was born. this day is an international holiday and every country celebrates it by singing the hottest hits by the famous French duo, especially the ones where Lo sings and plays the instruments.

« I’m so glad I got to teach lo philosophy. I now, every June 26th, think about how powerful Lo is. » says ted.

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june baby

Someone who is born in June, and it sounds super gay if used by a guy.

Dude my Birthday is in September

Oh cool i'm a June Baby

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