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lol, not exactly

When in a conversation or argument, what is assumed by your interlocutor is the exact opposite of what you are actually telling them.

Boy a) I hooked up with a cute redhead girl last night.

Boy b) so now what? She's carrying your baby, haha.

Boy a): lol, not exactly. And since when does every hook up have to lead to a beautiful disaster?

by Sexydimma July 9, 2017


lol, not exactly

in a question-answer conversation or argument, when the reality is the exact opposite of what is being assumed by the person you are debating with.

boy a) so you a flash-bang with your girlfriend and now what? she's pregnant?

boy b): haha. lol, not exactly. and since since when does every flash-bang adventure have to lead to a troglodithe? or a beautiful disaster?

by Sexydimma December 20, 2012


lol, not exactly

in an argument, when the reality is the exact opposite of what is being assumed by the person you are having an argument/ debating with.

boy a) so you did it with your girlfriend and now what she's pregnant?

boy b): haha. lol, not exactly.and since since when does every flash-bang adventure have to lead to a troglodithe?

boy a) lol, roflmao. Sirius, you are so funny sometimes.

by Sexydimma May 24, 2012


lol, not exactly

in a question-answer conversation/argument, when the reality is the exact opposite of what is being assumed by the person you are debating with.

boy a) so you had a flash-bang with your girlfriend and now what? she's pregnant?

boy b): haha. lol, not exactly. and since since when does every flash-bang have to lead to a troglodithe? or a beautiful disaster?

by Sexydimma July 30, 2016


lol, not exactly

When in a conversation or argument, what is assumed by your interlocutor is the exact opposite of what you are actually telling them.

Boy a) I hooked up with a cute redhead girl last night.

Boy b) so now what? She's carrying your baby, haha.

Boy a): lol, not exactly. And since when does every hook up have to lead to a beautiful disaster?

by Sexydimma April 10, 2021


Hello lol

When someone says this to you it means they are asking you out

Hello lol

by YellowRealNews October 8, 2021


Ironic lol

ironic lol is a way of making fun of the 40-year-old Karen on facebook that comments LOL on all of the Minion Memes.

Jeff-"My grandma just died dude"
Pyrocynical-"ironic lol"
Jeff-"Did you just say the words ironic lol?"
Pyrocynical-"......."
Jeff-" My name jeef

by kilty jr July 24, 2019