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A clever way to get someone to say "My Cock's Small" out loud
Erik - "Hey John, read this" *passes over a piece of paper with 'Mike Hawk's Mall' written on it*
John - "Mike Hawk's Mall?"
Erik - Haha. Your Cock's Small. Now I no longer wish to associate myself with you because you admitted your penis is not large.
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Upon climax while having sex from behind, the male pulls out, ejaculates on his hand and slaps his load all over the woman's ass.
Mike: I just gave Bridgette the best high five of her life.
Trevor: What do you mean?
Mike: Mike's High Five, douchebag! It's the best!
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BEST VIDEO GAME EVER!! Game on the old Nintendo NES system. You played as "Little Mac", a little wimp who went through a number of boxers including...
-Glass Joe - The scrub of the game, you were an ape with no opposable thumbs if you didn't beat him.
-Von Kaiser (guy w/ mustach) - This guy looked mean, and he had that whole German bitch thing going on, but he's really a pushover.
-Piston Honda ("TKO from Tokyo")Wore the bandana
-Don Flamenco - Let's face it. We've all done it. You know what I'm talking about. The Flamenco Dance.
-King Hippo - you had to punch him in the belly button to defeat him
-Great Tiger - Hindu teleporting guy
-Bald Bull - "Doc can't help you now. Will you beg me for help?" Bald Bull was fucking strange. He looked like an ox, talked like a mental patient, and threw punches as if he was dancing to the tune of 'Old Susanna'. He was actually pretty tough to beat.
-Soda Popinski - Drinking Russian guy. I don't think I ever beat him, because I don't remember fighting...
-Mr. Sandman
-Super Macho Man
-Mike Tyson
2000 guy:"Hey man, I got a new XBOX360, want to come check it out?"
1980s guy:"No thanks, I am all the way to Mr. Sandman on Mike Tyson's Punchout and I can't stop now!"
2000 guy:"Save it on your memory card"
1980s guy:"What the fuck is a memory card?"
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A task that takes 30 seconds to complete; usually pleasureful.
Homie#1: Hey bro, wanna Pasz?
Homie#2: Sorry bro i can't, i'm performing a right hand mike.
Homie#1: Yoyo, sorry bruh, you can fosho do that and I guess I will come back in 30 seconds!
Homie#2: Yessir! Come back to see the afterman of my right hand mike!
Homie#1: Aight, can't wait my main man!!
to make a decent living doing nothing but providing stupid faces along with hilarious accents for your entire life.
hahaha man that scottish accent was hilarious...
yea i know ive got the mike myers syndrome.
A game played while camping when your propane lantern runs out and your campsite or area is pitch black and the youngest guy is “mike” and he has to try to guess who’s in his mouth.
“Mike”: let’s play who’s in my mouth
Everyone:wait what?!
That’s how the game who’s in Mike’s mouth starts