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When a guy or a girl is an expert in fingering
God, he has such noodle fingers, I came all over the bed
When you fuck her so hard that it just pokes out of the pants
Her: oh my god Jimmy do you have the pot noodle
Him: No "nocks over glass of wine"
Her: Jimmy I think u have it
Him: Fuck I'm caught
A slang term for the effects of excess consumption of marijuana. Pot = marijuana, noodle = head/brain, thus pot noodle = marijuana head/brain.
Don't even listen to him, he's got pot noodle. It's okay, he'll be fine in the morning.
A man, a bum, a right little munter named Freddie Lawton
You pot noodle looking bastard
"Noodle Girls" are girls/women who have been knocked out cold limp as a 'wet noodle'. Be it sports anesthetic, or other means.
Becky was a total noodle girl after taking a softball to the face.
A snake thats so FUCKING cute you just wanna boop its snoot even if you get bit
"Yo Jack look at that little boople noodle!"
"Don't trust it man, i already lost a finger to him."
When the cheese sauce for your noodles is so thick and delicious that there's just no other way to describe it.
AKA: mac & cheese but better
Jenni said, "Sorry I missed your call, but I was totally having some fondue with noodles and wine."