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When you're about to nut inside a girl and she pulls your sack down so you last a little longer.
Helen: Steve was about to blow his load and I gave him a nut dong.
Ashley: well at least you got 5 more minutes out of him
The stringy jizz left over when you take a piss after you bust a nut.
I finished jerking off to Mia Khalifa, and after I went to take a piss there was some Spaghetti Nut hanging around.
The game of dipping your nuts/scrotum into a hot cup of coffee(usually), usually with friends.
Friend: bro bet you cant beat me in dunk nuts.
Me: my children will boil before i lose to you!
Self Nutted; *Related to the virtual act of T-Bagging an opponent or adversary on the internet, typically in online gaming or forums. In an attempt for a gay Brazilian to virtually T-bag (aka Nut or Nutted) and exert an undeniable disgrace, humiliation or dominance of knowledge, wisdom, experience, skill or insight over a person, group of people or situation as to make them/it akin to ones bitch, the gay Brazilian's attempt is completely inaccurate, unwarranted or incomplete whereby the act of "Nutting" is reversed upon themselves leading to an even greater effect than intended for their original target.
In the act of chastising someones spelling or grammar in a forum post...
*See also; Self-Nutted
In the act of chastising someones spelling or grammar in a forum post...
Post: "You fucking ilitarate, you don't even know how to spel!"
Reply: "OMFG, you just Self Nutted..."
The act of ejaculating with a fully flaccid wang
Man, I had to bang this chick for a favor but she was an uggo so I had to bust a floppy nut and dip
When you stay over at a bros house for the night and sleep in a shed or tent, but need a wank because of a long day, so you separate the shed or tent with a thin piece of cloth or sleeping bag and nut in your own sleeping bag. Shed + tentie = Shentie nut
Yo bro I’m feeling a bit horny rn after going town and seeing loads of fit gals, can we have a Shentie Nut, I’ll give you a Dutch rudder if you say yeah.
Alr fine but only for the dutch
When your friend or a coworker sets you up with someone you’ve never met to just have sex. Similar to a blind date
“Chad set me up on a blind nut last night. I guess he thought I was gay, but it was still the best sex I’ve ever had.”