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A rare but frightening incident that occurs when the friction of rough anal sex causes dingleberries to ignite and catch the recievers ass on fire. Has only happened when a little too much alcohol was involved and the giver had a little too much lead in his pencil.
I used to date this one hot girl, but then she got drunk at a party with Chuck Norris and a horrible ass fire resulted.
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The act of a man not masturbating or having sex for at least a week, and then expelling all of his backed up sperm on his girlfriends face or inside of her mouth.
After a long week at my grandma's, I came home and fire-hosed the shit out of this stripper last night.
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The act of having sex with a woman who is on her period.
I was having sex with this chick last night and I pulled out and it was fire engine
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A device with a striped down version of Android that is only useful if you install a different launcher and root its settings to your liking.
Its basicly a $200 Tablet with no camera or microphone, and with the layout amazon wants locked in. It also has about 2% of the apps that you could get from google play availible on its own appstore (you can't get anything from the google play website).
If you like having all the latest apps and being able to get updates at all, this is not the device for you!
Noob: Hey! I just got a kindle fire! And I'm gonna install minecraft pocket edition, skype, and the urban dictionary app!
Previous buyer: Do you know how to sideload or root?
Noob: what's that?
Previous buyer: well than good luck getting those apps!
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To get severely intoxicated.
To be intoxicated and have lots of fun.
Lets get fired up tonight!
I'm not too fired up right now, lets get some drinks and hit the dance floor.
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fire hydrant: multiple meanings;
a) to use a penis enlarging pump to make your penis turn large,swollen and red to resemble a fire hydrant.
b) peeing on a red headed girl
"so i went to the sex store with lindsay lohan. needless to say, i had a double fire hydrant experience last night. freaky friday!"
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This is when someone performs cunnilingus shortly after eating hot (spicy) food.
Person1: I can't believe my girlfriend wants me to go down on her, and she won't return the favor!
Person2: So teach her a lesson.
Person1: How would I do that?
Person2: Fire in the hole!
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