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JAMS Edison NJ

A place infested by a bunch of indian idiots. The only things we excel at are chess and math competitions because I think this school is the most un athletic school in NJ. Our hallways are so crowded and smell absolutely horrendous. Nobody wears deodorant and they all smell like curry.

Mom, β€œCome on beta lets go to JAMS Edison NJ”

Child, β€œnoooo it so stinky and to many curry munchers are there πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­β€

by not cpy November 9, 2023

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Just Jam-It In January

Where your fucking your girl and suddenly decide to just stick it in her ass.

Must at least accomplish this once in the month of January, to achieve Just Jam-It In Januaray.

RICK: She never let's me play with her ass.

John: Don't worry dude, you'll have a whole month for anal forgiveness.

Rick: Yeah, what do you mean?

John: Just Jam-It In January!

by KRAVINIMAMAZING November 12, 2018


Polish Traffic Jam

Verb; One man reach around masturbation technique usually performed in a BMW or other foreign vehicle

Why is that man honking so much? Oh nevermind him, that's polish traffic jam.

by Hotdograndy October 28, 2021


Jim Jam James

Jim Jam James is a great friend. He isn't the right guy to talk about feelings. He is the kind of person to just have fun with and laugh with. Jim Jam Jameses can be sensitive so watch what you say to them. They have dark hair and eyes and they are smart and athletic. Jim Jam Jameses enjoy playing video games, sports, and watching movies. They usually make lots of friends, but have only one best-best friend. They are great to laugh with and just talk to. They love to share their smarts with EVERYONE and their activities.

Tom: That's my friend Jim Jam James.
Bill: Oh yeah he's best friend.

by helpful person alpal May 15, 2022


Malaysian Jam Tango

Sex act wherein you repeatedly penetrate a menstruating vaginal cavity with your tongue. Optional side of Kingston Mudslide.

I gave that truck stop hooker a Malaysian Jam Tango.

Gross! No wonder your breath smells like trucker dick and hopelessness.

by Raul Pudd October 28, 2023


my peanutbutter and jam

Whenever you hear a song that you crave it's your peanutbutter and jam.

"Aaahhhh SHIT, that's my peanutbutter and jam.

by CRAZYLARRYQUOTES May 2, 2020


Ice Palace Jam

Fill a small baloon with a drink of your choice, freeze it. Insert it into the rectum with the tied end exposed. Have vaginal sex with the woman ontop. Usually preceeds a Surprise Spring.

After intercourse, or during, when the iced drink has melted, pierce a hole in the exposed part of the balloon and the guy/girl drinks the fluid that "springs" from the anus.

I enjoyed playing in my girl's" Ice Palace Jam" last night, but particularly enjoyed the "Surprise Spring" I drank out of her ass!

by Lite Beer December 2, 2022