jesus juice

Yeah very funny. It's a terrible wine. They just call it that to make it sound glamorous or something. And the food stinks. Usually, this junk, you know? Even if you like to eat, you couldn’t eat it.

Yeah but sometimes, you see, it’s not that easy, you know what I mean? It's not all the cupcakes and Jesus juice like you might assume.

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box juice

A juice drink that comes packaged in a box/carton usually comes with a free straw.

Pippa had an apple box juice with her lunch.

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Celebrity Juice

A British panel show hosted by Keith Lemon. Regulars are Fearne Cotton, Holly Willoughby and Rufus Hound. There are 3 new guests on the show each week. Jedward also have a slot on the show each week.

Person #1: Hey, did you watch Celebrity Juice last night?
Person #2: Yeah, POTATO!!!

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quiff juice

when a girl quiff in your face and excess piss or cum flys at your face at a high volocity

last time i eat out that fuckin cunt she gave me some nasty ass quiff juice.

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Speedo Juice

The remaining water in a speedo after you take it off, fun to rinse on people.

Lewis: "Hey"
Michael: "What?"
Lewis: "SPEEDO JUICE!"
Michael: "Ahhhhh!!!"
Lewis: "Hahahaha!!!"

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duece juice

The juice that accompanies poop and sometimes a wet fart.

Alicia: Stop fartin' all the time, you've got duece juice all over your dirty undies!

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niger juice

ejaculate from a black man.

Let me taste your niger juice.

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