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Verb: To pull something spectacular off once, and then fail miserably each time you try to do it again.
1) Dude, your second attempt at dinner last night was such an M. Might Shyamalanism.
2) I thought it could work, but I ended up doing an M. Night Shyamalanism.
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I had a one night stand last night at the bar with this one guy/girl
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When you're up late on Sunday night doing homework and wishing you had at least started it on Friday or Saturday.
Start your homework early; don't fall victim to Sunday night regret!!
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According to legend, Mr T hacked World of Warcraft and added a mohawk class. Maybe Mr T's pretty handy with computers. Did you ever consider that? The night elf mohawk is similar to a warrior, and is known for its hairstyle and ability to pity fools. It is commonly seen riding a frost sabre through the forest.
I'm Mr T and I'm a night elf mohawk! What's your game?
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The phrase the pussy falls at night is used to describe a bad occurrence or event. According to science, the elasticity of the pussy is the only this that affects the phenomenon of the big sad. when the pussy presents unelastic behavior it intensifies the sad boy hour phenomenon causing severe mental health issues, paramount anxiety disorder and in certain ocassions excessive braincell loss.
-How much homework do you have?
-100 pages of homeworks! the pussy falls at night asf!!!!
A post-1980's discotheque.
Jack: Hey Mark, wanna go to the disco?
Mark: Dude, Jack, it's freaking 2007. That place's a Saturday night plague and has been for at least 17 years.
The suspicious backpack seen on college campuses everywhere on Saturday night, never filled with books or study materials. Filled with anything from a 30 of beer to handles of liquor.
Dude, are you bringing that thirty of natty ice in your Saturday night backpack later?