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A piss role is someone who is very dumb on AUT server that having extreme chance to break a rule.
"What a fucking Piss Role that guy is, look at those copypasta."
When you take a piss before you punch out at work.
Employee #1: Hey man, want me to punch you out?
Employee #2: No man I'm gonna take a piss on the clock.
Heavy acidic rain. Taste sweet.
Student: Can we go outside and play?
Teacher: Not now honey, it's raining piss outside.
When you are so far in debt that winning the lottery wouldn't even pay off your bills.
Due to credit card companies raising rates on their cards upwards of 30% the average American doesn't have a Jackpot to piss in.
A house pet which pisses on the floor wherever it pleases.
*A man walks into the kitchen* "FUCK" he exclaimed with great frustration "You little Piss Lizzard, I'm telling the kids you ran away!" He yelled as he forcefully punted his cat directly into the ceiling.
The act flushing the toilet in the middle of a piss, timing it so the all the water flushes down right as you finish. This works best on household toilets, especially ones that take a few seconds to flush.
Gary: Hurry up!!!
John: Don't worry, I'll take the perfect piss.
Gary: Wow, that was fast!!