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The uncomfortable feeling you have after taking a dump that makes you not want to sit down.
I was really suffering from post shit syndrome after I shat out my brains on the toilet.
Everything and everyone has gone to crap, nothing is like it was or will never be like it was. It’s the Covid after effect on short staffed at work, max teleworking, anti-vaxxers, mandated masks for idiots who won’t get the damn vaccine, chuckle-heads on unemployment, TikTok celebrities, depression and anxiety and how you’ve had to adjust work life balance and still make life work. It can make you feel dull and tired, take away your energy, and eat away at your ability to get things done. Forcing extroverts to be introverted and depending on the seriousness of your post-Covid apocalypse, it may last 2 to 3 months, or 2-3 years to even act and feel normal again. But for some people with a severe Post Covid Apocalypse the brain fog-like fatigue and pain can linger forever. A real shit-show that may last even after we’re dead and gone.
Stig: “ everyone’s teleworking, we can’t get anything done, everyone has quit or went somewhere else“
Eric: “ well bro, that’s how it is in this post covid apocalypse“
The period of life, observed in the elderly, where the rules of polite conversation and overt public embarrassment are no longer followed. People in their post-courtesy years see no need to be polite and blurt out exactly what they think, regardless of how embarrassing or unkind it is to the subject or surrounding parties. Often manifests in the late 70's.
Grandma in her post-courtesy years, said "My son-in-law has a big nose just like yours."
That senior citizen just said women don't need any education and should just have babies.
Grandfather said, "I can say anything I want because I have earned the right."
"Oh, I see that you have gained weight. But you have always been kind of fat so it doesn't show."
A messageboard game created by ken_valyi of arstechnica to pass the time while sitting at his desk at work on a Saturday afternoon.
Rules: Zeros count as jokers, and 1s are considered like aces (the highest card), 2s are lowest going up to 9s which are second only to 1s.
EXAMPLE:
ken_valyi: I created a lame little game called post count poker, because I'm bored on a sunny Saturday afternoon.
ken_valyi: Posts: 3336, I got a three of kind, acn anyone beat that?
chugg: Posts: 11411, Four Aces, Suck it down bitches.
Alexander: I can't, but right now .milFox has Posts: 11111
Five Aces?! somebody get a rope!
After effects of a massive pump
Symptoms:
Lack of testosterone
Depression
Shrinkage
Steroid Usage
That Post-Pump Syndrome hit me hard yesterday, busted everywhere.
After opening presents on christmas day, being very excited about a certain present and stay up all night using it.
Jon looked like a rabid squirrel after Christmas due to post Christmas insomnia. He got no sleep. Later he passed out in his mother's bed.
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The moment right after you cum while masturbating, that you question doing it in the first place and feeling like shit.
“Man, I had super bad P.J.D (Post Jerk Depression)last week. I haven’t beat my meat since then.”
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