When one is within the first million views on a video from Youtube.com
"I was the 167,581 person to see the new Arcade Fire music video."
"Oh, Janet, you're SO Pre-Mil."
You know what pre funk is? huh its like pre game but for the hip and cool. come on guys you right, right? guy? hello? - Killeah
pre funk is like when you guys party before the party you know guys
The short spasms of inhalation before a sneeze.
Thanks for the tissue, but I didn't make it past the pre-sneezin.
When a woman or orifice has been aroused or inseminated to the point that a a phallus can slide in without effort. Often used to convey disinterest in foreplay and the result of using a fluffer.
Meet her friends? Are they DTF? I like them pre-seasoned! In fact, it's best if someone else has already talked them up.
When you finish your sugar rim on your pint before you finish your beer
On her pumkin ale the sugar nutmeg rom was go e before sha finished her beer. She got no satisfication with her beer when the pre-rimification occurred.
The pre preparation of toilet roll lengths prior to the requirement of wipage to speed up the process of rectal cleansing
Before I need to wipe my bum I always pre-sheet
A characteristic of a desktop or notebook PC pre-loaded with Windows Vista, defining a computer with all the performance earmarks of an overstressed, underpowered, over-app'd and abused computer, straight out of the box.
Bob: I just bought this new tower with all the bells and whistles, Windows Vista, and the fastest processor they had, but it's still slug-slow!
Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.