Put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior

The act of wacking off, jacking off, stroking off, rubbing one out, chokin the chicken, flogging the dolphin, milking the trouser snake, masturbating....etc

Even though I am at work,sometimes I feel it neccessary to run to the bathroom and put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior.

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don’t forget to put the cream cheese in the fridge

a saying commonly used when someone is to remind someone of putting the cream cheese in the fridge

person 1: what is that?!
person 2: don’t forget to put the cream cheese in the fridge !

put da team on my back do

A term used to signify that you are going to do whatever it takes to give you (or your team) the victory.

Note: "Do" must be used after the phrase, or the sentence in which the phrase was used

I'm bout ta put da team on my back do... for this championship do.

Marshawn Lynch just made Darren Sharper look like a child when he put his team on his back do

Who put pubic hair on my coke?

What Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas asked Professor Anita Hill which was revealed during his easily successful Supreme Court confirmation hearing.

It’s so clear that for a man of Clarence Thomas’ stature to ask, “who put pubic hair on my coke?” is the completely harmless act of a jokester!

Rode hard and put away wet"

A derogatory and slanderous name for a woman who is sexually promiscuous with numerous asshole men who treat her badly . This term may have been used a century ago comparing women to horses but it took root in the late 1960's basically among counter/counter culture long haired redneck white supremacist Harley riding, drinking, drugging, hell raising mysoginists It implies that the speaker of the term is too good for the woman he is critisizing.

One male to another :" Man she looks like she been rode hard and put away wet". His buddies reply: " Yeah I wouldn't even fuck her with ur dick+"

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Put your balls where your mouth is

Similar to the expression "put your money where your mouth is". Can be said when calling someone's bluff. Can be said to taunt an opponent in competition or question one's bravery.

Friend 1: I'm gonna play this video game on the hardest difficulty. I mean how hard could it be?
Friend 2: No way bro. I did that it was terribly hard. If you are so brave then put your balls where your mouth is.
Friend 1: Eww!!! No way dude!!!

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put my knee through her dashboard

The act of having exceptionally good yet typically rough sexual intercourse.

John: Did you go home with that girl you met last night?

Michael: Not only did I go home with her, I totally put my knee through her dashboard. I bet she is sore today.

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